Please sing this to the tune "We wish you a Merry Christmas (and a Happy New Year)"

I wish you a Merry Christmas
With a Migraine over one eye
and a body that tries to tell me
..."Won't you go back to bed?"

I wish you a Merry Christmas
With an earache on one side
and a doctor that tries to tell me
"It is all in your head!".

Good tidings I bring
To those muscles aching,
I wish you a Merry Christmas
Hoping next year your not dead.